MY FANCY PANTIES CAME IN TODAY

I’m at school..and I have to be at work in an hour…

I DONT EVEN GET TO TRY THEM ON UNTIL TOMORROW…LAME. 

my mom called me..

mom: your package came in today…I put it in the living room. 

me: okay, thank you!

mom: you seem to be buying a lot of stuff this week..baby stuff (my first college roomie is having a baby. SO EXCITED to be an AUNTIE again) 

me: dont open it…its just clothes….its underwear..leave it alone..

mom: oh finally growing up huh? 

me: shut up. I wanted cute underwear

anyways…I bet you like $10 she opened it. 

there are totally a few thongs in there….ohhhh welll. I told her not to open it.  we like to piss each other off. haha 

Life, unfortunately, doesn’t seem to care what we want. - Richelle Mead, Last Sacrifice

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boobookittehslut:

Rough sex followed by cuddling. Much need.

I’m about to go HAM
  • home
  • and
  • masturbate 

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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via boobookittehslut)

Shit, i’ll fuck a couple of my followers.

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